Giving you the finger!

Clean-up 101

It doesn't matter how many garbage cans you have out if no one bothers emptying any of them.

What the...

Well... I had no idea he was packin'...

Fucking classy...

Didn't think I'd notice?

I saw the most incredible thing today while watching tv. Ya see I've been trying to find out who is jamming the kitchen garbage so full that its overflowing. I was willing to bet that it's the same person that took the full liner out of the can, replaced the liner, but didn't take it to the garbage. Just left it sitting there.

So while i was sitting there, one of my roommates pulled out a plastic bag, hung it on one of the drawers, and threw her garbage in it. Wtf?!? Apparently the garbage is too full fit her bag of popcorn. So that explains why i see that shit every so often.

So i emptied the garbage and left it outside. I can't wait to see what she does next. Maybe she'll take a cardboard box and use that for the trash...

My long lost son...

Here he is! Looks just like me huh? I remember when we first met. I said to myself, "oh no... When was the last time i was in the phillipines? How old is he? Wait... What was that girl's name?" Doesn't matter i suppose. He's here now. He looks like me. He acts just like me. That's more than enough.

Move b17ch... Get out the way!!!

Seriously... Get out the way! Take the cellphone away from your ear and get on with it. Walk faster. Stop blocking the isle. Act like you have something else better to do than strolling merrily along the isles at a food 4 less while talking on the phone... It's friday ffs!