IDK man...

Some people are just dense. It's annoying...

Too much info.

I went to get some blood drawn yesterday. An interesting question was asked. "Did you have anything to eat today?" food... No... But does pussy count? lol.... Hope not.

Mental note.

When a pregnant lady hints that she wants calamari, go get that shit. It's not just a suggestion...

almost a whole month...

with barely any posts. How boring this must be. I started off pretty strong, but like my alternate site, it too has become dead. However, that one lasted a few years. Perhaps I don't have anything to say.

New Year! New money!

With the end of the world close at hand, I'm trying to stock up as much as possible. With Chase Bank's new person to person transfer service, I'm now accepting donations... and it's free of service fees. Additionally, I'm taking PayPal and Square. Show me the money! Happy New Year!

Giving you the finger!

Clean-up 101

It doesn't matter how many garbage cans you have out if no one bothers emptying any of them.